January 2009
9 posts
Example of things I like that diminish people's... →
Time capsule
I just found a letter I wrote back in high school when I was maybe 17 and instead of experiencing some tender moment of reflection I instead thought to myself, “Who the fuck let me write this to a 28 year-old man?” Let me tell you, this is not what one should think when rooting through HOMEWORK FROM A JUNIOR YEAR SPANISH CLASS. What’s worse is that I know for a fact I had...
Nonnie's House
Matching gray heads turn from an online Maureen Dowd piece.
Mom (quite seriously): You know what WTF means, right?
Grandmother (deadpan): What the fuck.
Mom (reassured): Right.
Me: OMG.
“What the HELL is this?!”
– My friend’s dad screamed after finding one of her homeopathic “yogurt tampopsicles” on the bathroom sink.
Tic Tac Guy →
I'm about to move to Taiwan and I'm screwed for...
1) I do not speak Mandarin
2) I do not know where Taiwan is
Notorious
Today I found myself looking up Biggie lyrics and reciting them to myself to see if I could do them right. I’m at the point where unemployment has made this sort of thing seem normal. On the more optimistic front, I was pretty good.