February 2011
15 posts
I’m using twitter now solely so that I may flood John Boehner with tweets about the sovereignty of my uterus until he personally calls me up on Skype and apologizes.
Reminds me of the first day of Freshman year when I wore a t-shirt about abortions to our getting to know you activities.
January 2011
8 posts
“While I initially appreciated the earnest nature of your blog, your last entry...”
– sorry i haven’t posted in awhile guys, been busy thinking about my limited shortcomings and trying to be more than i really am. (via bgebs)
I’m guessing the person who wrote this has always wanted to be a writer, has a blog or has flirted with idea of having a blog. This person has hated...
I haven’t posted in so long I never feel secure enough with a post to post it. For instance I repeated the word “post” too many times but I’m gonna go ahead and post it so I stop having so much post anxiety.
celebraterickysargulesh asked: uhhhhhhhhhh when did u stop following me, jerk
Me: No quiero tomar....
Sam: Tengo.
Me: Que tienes?
Sam: Cuantos.
Me: Que dices?
Sam: Rojo casa.
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Sam: Rojo baby.