Classy and Shit

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I’ve decided to shower today (applause). I’m hell of sexy. Even though I will most likely spend tonight alone with my dog, I’ma lotion myself up, drink some wine and maybe eat some cheese—on crackers, this isn’t like last (night) time. I’ve applied for two jobs which is almost better than actually having a job. I’m hell of productive. Don’t fuck with me.

5 months ago
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